leather seats.

• me: don't rent an impala cause they must have done a design contest called, "place as many buttons in the wrong place as possible and make sure to do this on crack" good luck finding the hazaards on chevy. oh, nevermind. the malibu was fun. it had leather. i want leather in my car again. i might just get married for leather.
• the boy: leather too hot and sweaty
• me: that's funny. get married for hot and sweaty leather but the marriage wouldn't be hot or sweaty. you don't ride in them naked, darling boy.
• the boy: why bother having them if you don’t plan on being naked in them