I’m not and I am.

I’m not…

A wellness coach. I think a twinkie helps every now and then. Sometimes then. Sometimes now.

A motivational speaker. “Get your ass out of bed and get a job” wouldn’t make such a long speech.

A fitness instructor. I just threw my shoulder out carrying a book bag.

A Democrat or Republican. I’m a Who is Rational and Right -acan.

I am…

loved.